Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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