party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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