i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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