I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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