I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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