Don't you send me to vm
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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