Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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