we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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