how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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