That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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