Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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