I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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