Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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