Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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