I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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