the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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