Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
wow bdsm is so cute
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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