either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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