some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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