You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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