gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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