I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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