I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he puts the penis in happiness.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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