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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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