okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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