A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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