so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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