Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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