Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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