pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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