I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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