Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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