I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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