That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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