Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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