btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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