hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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