How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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