decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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