It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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