Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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