so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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