I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Actions speak louder than pants.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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