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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

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Me, myself and I

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(909): The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking. (1-909): 3? (909): Me, myself and I http://tfl.nu/gl4k

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(940): View more from Texas

shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.

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(940): shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth. http://tfl.nu/kuio

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(518): View more from New York

Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest

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(518): Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest http://tfl.nu/34vq

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(347): View more from New York

Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

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So your saying just a blow job?

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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude (650): So your saying just a blow job? http://tfl.nu/cev0

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(404): View more from Georgia

she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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(404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating. http://tfl.nu/jrr4

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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USA! USA! USA!

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(262): i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic (414): USA! USA! USA! http://tfl.nu/meud

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger

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(717): He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger http://tfl.nu/u6xr

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(315): View more from New York

He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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(315): He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water... http://tfl.nu/f31b

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(845): View more from New York

Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial

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(845): Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial http://tfl.nu/xnww

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(713): View more from Texas

Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.

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(713): Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere. http://tfl.nu/qua7

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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.

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(631): Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl. http://tfl.nu/065k

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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.

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(602): I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now. http://tfl.nu/tbsd

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(213): View more from California

I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...

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(213): I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question... http://tfl.nu/p1j1

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(517): View more from Michigan

Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.

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(517): Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals. http://tfl.nu/q6vr

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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised

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(719): I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised http://tfl.nu/0hc3

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