I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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