I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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