Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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