i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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