but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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