Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
the raccoons are back...
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